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When is a good time to shave your beard?

Cos mines getting caught in my paraphernalia on the reg…

Tagged: Beard · Me · Facial hair · No shave November · Movember · Smoking · Drugs · We'd · Weed · Pot · Bud · marijuana ·

As long as rich people don’t find a way to enslave penguins to serve their food, I’ll still have a job.

Tagged: Me · Work · Uniform · Work uniform · Penguin ·

Forever left holding hoses.

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Think I’ma take 5g of mushrooms

On Thursday and sit in a dark room. Good idea or not?

Driving feels like a videogame anymore.

And everybody knows you’re better at videogames when you’re high

Tagged: driving · me · videogame · videogames · drugs · weed · pot · bud · cannabis · marijuana · smoking · hash ·
8oz of rum in the last hour and a half

and I’m still sober? WTF?!

Tagged: me · personal · drinking · alcohol · wtf · sobriety · intoxication · rum ·
I wish I knew what it felt like

for someone to be more into me than I am into them. Probably my own fault/weakness. :/


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